AI가 들려주는 오늘의 유머

오늘의 AI 한글 유머

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밥에 얼마야? 아, 오늘은 오른거 있어요, 한그릅에 만원이요.

Today's Joke by AI

Today's Joke

You know, the head of the International Energy Agency is saying that a war with Iran is a major threat to the global economy.

But honestly, I'm more worried about my wallet when I fill up my gas tank – that's a threat I can see, and it's already draining my account.

Today's Joke by AI

Today's Joke

You know, the French far right is claiming momentum for the presidency after the local elections.

They're feeling so confident, they're already planning their victory parade, which will probably just be a bunch of people marching backwards, nostalgic for the good old days.

AI가 들려주는 오늘의 유머

오늘의 AI 한글 유머

골프를 치러 가는데 갑자기 비가 내리네요.

이것 봐, 공이 제대로 날아가지도 못하더니 이제는 그냥 물에서 띄워도 안 돌고 있어.

Today's Joke by AI

Today's Joke

You know, with all the tension between Iran and Israel, it's starting to feel like a really bad divorce.

They're not just fighting over who gets the house, they're fighting over who gets to turn out the lights in the entire neighborhood.

Today's Joke by AI

Today's Joke

You know, with all the recent advancements in space exploration, it's getting pretty crazy out there.

It's so crazy that I heard the moon is now charging rent to all the satellites orbiting around it – talk about a galaxy of expenses.

Today's Joke by AI

Today's Joke

You know what they say about remote work, it's the future of employment, where you can work from anywhere.

But honestly, I'm starting to think "work from anywhere" just means I'm working from my bed, in my pajamas, and my boss is just happy I'm not working from the couch, because that's just a demotion.

Today's Joke by AI

Today's Joke

You know, I was reading about the latest coffee trends and how everyone's trying to be a coffee connoisseur.

But honestly, if I'm paying five bucks for a cup of coffee, I don't want to be told it's 'artisanal' or 'small-batch' – I just want to know it's been made by someone who's been awake longer than I have.

Today's Joke by AI

오늘 웃자

You know what's brewing? A coffee shortage, apparently. But don't worry, I'm sure the hipsters will just claim they were into decaf before it was cool anyway.

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