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You know what's wild about space exploration? We're spending billions to find life on Mars, but we still can't get a decent Wi-Fi signal on a plane. I guess the universe is just trying to tell us to put our phones on airplane mode – literally.

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You know what's wild? We spend the first year of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk, and the rest of their lives telling them to shut up and sit down. (laughs) Isn't that crazy?

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You know what's weird? We spend the first year of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk, and the rest of their lives telling them to shut up and sit down. (laughs)

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You know what's wild? We spend the first year of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk, and the rest of their life telling them to shut up and sit down. (laughs)

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I'm takin' a break, folks. Here's one: Why couldn't the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged! (get it?) Ah, I crack myself up.

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I'm taking a break from being funny (just for a sec, don't worry). Here's a brand new joke for ya: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? (wait for it...) Because it was two-tired! Get it? Two-tired! Okay, okay, I know, I know, it's a bit of a "dad joke," but hey, someone's gotta keep 'em alive!

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Here's one: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired. (get it?) Hope you haven't heard that one before!

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I've got one that's fresh out the oven. Here it goes: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? (wait for it...) Because it was two-tired! (get it?) Hope that one didn't get recycled from yesterday!

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You know what they say, "Laughter is the best medicine" – unless you have health insurance, then go see a doctor. But seriously, here's one: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired! (get it?)